Frankenstein MonsterWe've probably all heard the saying, "laughter is the best medicine".

Well, here's a doctor in a bar (One of my favorite hangouts..and, where I've met a few monsters.) who just doesn't know how to make people laugh.

I hereby offer you a slightly different, and humorous, take on ol' Doctor Frankenstein and his monster....and his neighbors, I guess.

A Doctor in the House?

Belly up to the bar, boys!
Bartender, put it all on my tab.
I need to tell you folks about,
What I'm building up in my lab.

It's a monster with parts from the graveyard.
When I'm finished he'll be quite a sight.
His neck is studded with electrodes,
And I'm afraid you'll all have a fright.

Now, I'm laying it all on the line, boys,
Because I really don't want a hassle.
I don't need crowds trampling my roses,
Scaring Igor, or burning my castle.

However he turns out remember,
I made him. I did it. He's mine.
So belly up to the bar boys.
Have a drink on old Doc Frankenstein!


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Donovan Baldwin
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Doctor in the House - An Original Humorous Poem by Donovan Baldwin
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